Rooney Wants Your Gran: MCFC Songs
rooney
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You'll never s*ag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney, You'll never s*ag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney, He used to play for EFC And now he's s*agging OAPs, Fat **** Rooney, Wants to sh*g your gran...
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Just like the fans of the Invisible Man. There are conflicting accounts as to when this song was first sung; now a popular favourite at the Etihad, the most probable is an away game at Luton in the '80's that City fans were banned from going to. A large number travelled down and when City scored celebrations broke out around the ground, with the claim that, “We are not, we’re not really here. Just like the fans of the Invisible man, we’re not really here”.
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Song for Mario Balotelli. (Note: People who don't know about Mario Balotelli. During a match against Dynamo Kiev, Mario had an allergic reaction to grass, had to go off at half time. At training one day he got bored, decided to throw darts outside the first floor, aiming at the youth team players, fined £100,000. He won £25,000 at a casino and gave £1000 to a homeless person.)
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Why not have two versions of the best chant ever.
